September 23rd, 2008
Dennis Miller Quotes #1
You’ve got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R.
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.
