Off The Balcony » Uncategorized http://www.offthebalcony.com Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:41:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 In the beginning… http://www.offthebalcony.com/in-the-beginning http://www.offthebalcony.com/in-the-beginning#comments Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:56:16 +0000 admin http://www.offthebalcony.com/?p=132 “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

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]]> http://www.offthebalcony.com/in-the-beginning/feed 0 Dennis Miller Quotes #1 http://www.offthebalcony.com/dennis-miller-quotes-1 http://www.offthebalcony.com/dennis-miller-quotes-1#comments Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:00:08 +0000 admin http://offthebalcony.com/?p=1 You’ve got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R.

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.

There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.



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