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	<title>Off The Balcony &#187; Random Thoughts</title>
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		<title>Inbox blues</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can only hit the refresh button on your inbox so many times before realizing that you have no friends.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can only hit the refresh button on your inbox so many times before realizing that you have no friends.</p>
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		<title>Qualifications</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the land of the blind, the man with one eye gets to be king.
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		<title>Support is what he needs</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whether or not you voted for Obama isn&#8217;t important. He is now the chosen &#8220;man in charge&#8221; to be.
Wishing that he make horrible mistakes just to prove your side correct will do our country no good.
Loving him to the point that we become blind to any mistakes that he may make is also wrong.
I love [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.offthebalcony.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cariobama.gif" alt="" title="obama" width="250" height="337" class="rightphoto" />Whether or not you voted for Obama isn&#8217;t important. He is now the chosen &#8220;man in charge&#8221; to be.</p>
<p>Wishing that he make horrible mistakes just to prove your side correct will do our country no good.</p>
<p>Loving him to the point that we become blind to any mistakes that he may make is also wrong.</p>
<p>I love America. And I hope that Obama does what is best for the country that I love so dear. </p>
<p>So what is important, then?</p>
<p><strong>That we all support him.</strong></p>
<p><em>(Caricature by John Cox)</em></p>
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		<title>Busy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m too busy to notice that I&#8217;m just too damn busy.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m too busy to notice that I&#8217;m just too damn busy.</p>
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		<title>The Path</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I asked God for more patience, the ability to trust others, and the power to love unconditionally… so He sent me a wife.&#8221;
Although some may laugh at this stabbing humor, there is a universal truth hidden deep from the eyes of the shallow. And that truth is:
The only way to attain what we don’t have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>&#8220;I asked God for more patience, the ability to trust others, and the power to love unconditionally… so He sent me a wife.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Although some may laugh at this stabbing humor, there is a universal truth hidden deep from the eyes of the shallow. And that truth is:</p>
<p><em>The only way to attain what we don’t have is to learn it or earn it through often-hard life experiences.</em></p>
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		<title>Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Lennon once said “Life is what happens while we are busy making other plans.”
I think he was wrong.
Life is what happens to us while imagining it were something entirely different.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Lennon once said “Life is what happens while we are busy making other plans.”</p>
<p>I think he was wrong.</p>
<p><em>Life is what happens to us while imagining it were something entirely different.</em></p>
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		<title>My Hobby</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t believe that the hobby I used to do in my free time has become the job that consumes ALL of my free time now.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t believe that the hobby I used to do in my free time has become the job that consumes ALL of my free time now.</p>
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		<title>Family</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even when all you have is lost and gone, you still have your family&#8230;
&#8230;and if that is ever taken from you, then you will truly know what emptiness feels like.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even when all you have is lost and gone, you still have your family&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;and if that is ever taken from you, then you will truly know what emptiness feels like.</p>
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