February 9th, 2009
Proofreading by Taylor Mali
(Warning: this clip contains some “potentially” offensive language.)
Archive for the ‘Damn Funny Stuff’ Category
December 26th, 2008
Inbox blues
You can only hit the refresh button on your inbox so many times before realizing that you have no friends.
December 23rd, 2008
Government
“My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better, but it certainly isn’t you.”
-Orson Scott Card
Heartfire
Heartfire
December 22nd, 2008
In the beginning…
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
-Douglas Adams
The Hitcher’s Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitcher’s Guide to the Galaxy
December 13th, 2008
It’s not nagging…
My wife told me once that she never, ever nags me. “Impossible!” she boldly declared. “I am certainly not the kind of woman who nags her husband.”
“So what would you call that thing that you do?” I replied more than a little skeptical.
“I’m just unwaveringly persistent in stating my obviously correct opinion about you.”
October 31st, 2008
A taste of his own medicine
Turn about is fair play:
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