September 25th, 2008
Family
Even when all you have is lost and gone, you still have your family…
…and if that is ever taken from you, then you will truly know what emptiness feels like.
Archive for September, 2008
September 23rd, 2008
Lewis Black Quotes #1
In my lifetime, we’ve gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We’ve gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we’ll be voting for plants.
Let’s face it, Americans are fat all year round, but the holidays are when we really hit our stride. And you can bet the food we eat will be just as unhealthy as the families we’re forced to visit.
If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they’re showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You’re better off coming back as a lobster.
There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.
September 23rd, 2008
Dennis Miller Quotes #1
You’ve got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R’s only one begins with an R.
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy.
There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.
